Contact Us
Not another lifeless contact page!
You more than likely have learned by now that we love words, which is fitting. So, when it came time to create our contact page, we didn't want to use the standard hackneyed spiels, but we know that they seem to work; thus, we thought we would try a few of them out anyway.
Operators are
standing by!
Whoa, calm down. This is not a big operation.
We would love to hear from you!
Oh yikes, that's too cliché.
Let's connect!
Normally the third time is a charm. Well... not this time.
Call today!
Tears are streaming down. This is perfect!
Okay, now that a bit of humor has been injected, it's time to drop some names!
Don't worry, we won't think that you're bragging.
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Directions
If you're coming from Mercury, then you should set your trajectory away from the sun. Earth is right after Venus, so, if you see Mars, then you have gone too far.
Conversely, snowbirds should put on their sunglasses and head towards the giant nuclear reactor. Earth is the third planet from such a reactor.
Real-time traffic report: If you're coming from another star system, then you may experience interference when traveling through the Kuiper Belt.
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